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What you call a dude who can only must up one go in any sort of sexual experience.
"Damn man, did you go all night?"
"Hell no, I'm a One Shot Johnny."
Obnoxious rabid assholes that take their hatred of Johnny Test to extreme levels. They won't stop making shitty hate art either.
Matthew Davis Media is a prime example of a Johnny Test Hater
"WE GET IT!! YOU HATE JOHNNY TEST!! STOP RUBBING IT IN OUR FACES!! PLEASE!!!!!"
The act of picking a person up from behind by placing your hand between thei legs and lifting till they squirm free.
Mike had Craig in a johnny wilson hold and there was no escape.
A male who thinks he is hot shit whilst driving in his car.
"We got ourselves a Johnny Ten Toes on I-95."
"Simmer down, Johnny Ten Toes."
1. Player in the English rugby team who doesn't actually play as he's always injured
2. A blond lovegod with the body of an adonis, the face of an angel but unfotunately a personality to send you to sleep.
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Person 1 : You goin' to school today dude?
Person 2 : Nah, I strained my groin
Person 1 : You cunt, you're a fucking Johnny Wilkinson
Person 2 : I know, hot aren't I? Wanna fuck?
Person 1 : Yes.... Even though I'm a man I can't resist you.
Person 2 : Let's got to it then.... Hey! Wake Up!
A drink made by macerating a Xanax into a blush spritzer. Must be imbibed while wearing nothing but a full length mink coat, a crown of roses, and hot pink nipple tassels.
"Bartender, give me a Johnny Weir cocktail. I have had the kind of day that an Old Fashioned cannot fix."
"You look like you could use a giant glass of Johnny Weir."
When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.
Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."