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The person nobody ever heard of before who gets promoted directly to the top job.
“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”
brayden is despite folk tales is a motherfuckin dicksuckin cuntfuckin fuckity fucker and he always wants to eat little girls.
brayden is a thief and a cheating asshole. he rapes his teddy bear ery night. he licks shoes and sucks toes for arousal. he is simply a hick town fucknugget
your such a brayden johnson
The shit you smoke if you’re going full send.
I’m trippin right now. My boy hooked me up OG Bobby Johnson.
Known for making 6 second videos with his best friend, jack Gilinsky. Also gives the best bear hugs
Girl #1: "OMG! Jack and jack digitour is coming to our state!"
Girl #2: "I know right! I'm going to give jack Edward Johnson the biggest bear hug ever
John Xinas biggest enemy.
Both want to have the highest social credit score.
Supreme Leader: Xi Jinping the Pooh
Dwayne The Wok Johnson: “Nothing happened on June 5th 1989 in Tiananmen Square.”
Acting like a jerk, but in a goody way. Refusing to cooperate or follow instructions or socially acceptable behavior.
Stop being a pecker ball johnson.
A school filled with sluts and Emos, with fights everyday, weed, cocaine and girls screaming "help me mom".
You guys johnson middle school sucks ass.