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the day sindy was born. sindy is the best human being ever. she can help you and be there for you when no one else is. she offers you a lot of love, and cares about you very much. you need a single thing to succed in life: a sindy.
-sindy is so amazingg. when is her birthday?
-on 31 july
July 13th is national give you're bestfriend a gift that they always wanted
Girl 1: Here I got you this!
Girl 2: why? It's not even my birthday
Girl 1: I know it's not you're Birthday but, it July 13th!
National girlfriend day <3
Spend the day with your girlfriend, match with her on every social media you both have, etc..
“Can we match babe? It’s july 13th!”
Whoever is born on this day has the humongous cock and is friend with only hot people, however people born on this day are nicest people you'll ever meet in your entire pathetic life and they will make it finally have a purpose
Wow this dude has 45cm cock, how impressive! He's friends are also hot af! My pathetic life finally has a purpose now!
-Damn he must be born on July 13th
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National Slap a midget day!
Go to any midget and just- WHACK
Void: hey guys
Someone: *SLAP*
Void: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!?!
Someone: national Slap a midget day! July 27
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July 27th is National send pic day you will need to send at least 5-10 pics to anyone
July 27 Girl needs to send 5-10 pics to anyone
Men need to send 5-10 pics to anyone
Who is born this day has a XXL cock
And never forgets the strap at home.
“Damn he was born on july 27 ? he definitely is strapped with double Glizzys!”