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Caused by sitting on wet bleachers with yeast juice on them at the Kentucky Derby
I went to the Derby yesterday and got a Kentucky Yeast Infection from the yeasty bleacher.
The act of flicking your toung in and out of someones butthole, after you eat Kentucky Fried Chicken together, on horseback.
Me and my sister-cousin did a Kentucky tounge punch the other day and my butts still clean as a whistle.
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While giving love to a female, you put grass clippings in her vagina. You tuck the grass clippings really snug and whenever she coughs, sneezes, screams, or queefs she shoots out these clippings to a similar fashion that a leaf blower would blow them.
Yea man after mowing yesterday my wife gave me the Kentucky leaf blower
The Kentucky cum dumpster is when u cum and shit in a rag then beat your partner with it while riding her like a horse then viscously put the rag in her mouth
Kentucky cum dumpster is fire
It’s where u fuck her until your bout to cum then take a shit in a rag and cum in it then u beat the fuck out of her with the rag then while your beating it ride a horse while she’s sucking
your dick
I love to do the Kentucky cum dumpster
When you dip the tip of your dick in shit on a color palette and mushroom stamp your significant other.
Andy gave me a Kentucky Stuffed Mushroom during foreplay lastnight. Unfortunately he used my color palette.
A Kentucky paint job is when a woman is on her period sits on your face and grinds untill your face is completely painted red with her blood. Like the red barns in the rolling hills of Kentucky
Hey baby I want you to give me a good old fashion Kentucky paint job