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Cunt Knob

A dispatcher who does not know what they are doing.

That cunt knob dispatched me to the wrong house.

by Rogue Paramedic October 20, 2021


Plonck Knob

When an individual is behaving in a manner of stupidity, especially in the northern hemisphere.

When the three of you are cosied up on the sofa and one of you sees a jumper with holes in it.

“You plonck knob!”

by Richard Branson fan club December 17, 2021


Knob off

To go somewhere.

I need to knob off into town.

I'm just knobbing off out.

Where's Pete gone? He's knob off to Benidorm for the weekend.

Right, I'm finished for the day, so I'm knobbing off home!

by Hungrymarco December 12, 2022


Knob Jockey

Someone who talks total pure shite and act like they know it all or the like the dick and ride it as if it's a horse like sea biscuit.

See him he's talking shite the Knob Jockey

Damn she rode my dick like a fucking Knob Jockey

by Ace P Princess April 7, 2018


knob jockey

when someone is being a right tosser

last week jack said my mum was fit, hes a right knob jockey

by St Dudley the V March 5, 2022


Knob-jockey

Someone that rides long unicorns

What is that?
It’s a knob-jockey

by Valletta Miles February 22, 2019


Knob-jockey

Someone or something that rides a dick like a pro horse rider. Man, women, toy doll or koala bear, anyone can be a Knob Jockey

She whipped me into shape like Frankie Dettori. The bird was a proper Knob-jockey

by Peaspeanuss July 13, 2023