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when your friend takes a bong rip and then gives you that nasty shnasty zucker-suck 9000 ushy gushy with the water works while blowing that sweet sweet smog out around the shaft of your mighty meat.
"dude did you see john last night? he was totally smogging on sammy's log"
ex.2: "would you like to smog on my log."
A emo girl who wants to kill herself.
She prides herself in riding Gage
Ugh it is Jasmin+Log=emo
When you stick your dick in the asshole of somebody with liquid diarrhea to stop the flow, then you release it for a big waterfall of shit.
I did a uganda log jammer on my girlfriend when she had the shits, I ended up covered in shit though.
It basically means a massive penis and was thought up the genius Charlie Flo himself
"Wow look at that Polish Meat Log!"
"Word around the office is you have a Polish Meat Log!"
Passing a poop or turd from one butthole to another butthole
Samantha gave me the “Oregon logging truck” last night.
When a man covers his penis in peanut butter (Jimmy Carter, our 39th President, was a peanut farmer)and sticks it into an anthill (preferably fire ants) adhering the ants to the peanut butter. Intercourse may follow.
Lucille asked Tobias if he’d fancy giving her the old Presidential Pepper Log following supper.
A nosey person that stalks people always seen staring at people or always getting in other people business typically a nosey neighbour.
Are neighbour Jim is always so nosey he is such a “shit log stalker”