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A special burger that's topped with kale
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If Looks Could Kale Burger, it comes with kale!"
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An Israeli expresion meaning: I'm through with you, don't come to me asking for anything now, after you let me down - go & find someone else to help you.(lech, hapes ta'haverim shha)
a: please, let me try again, this time it will be o.k.
b: go look for your friends, buzz off.
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Shaved pubic hair. Mary seems to think that men don't like it and it looks like a six year old girl's pussy.
Mary is an idiot, she thinks "the Six year old look" is gross, but the jungle she's got down there is waaay nastier. SO bad when you fuck her "Welcome to the jungle" Starts to blare.
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describing a girl whose body appears to be built specifically for sex
guy 1: damn look at her shes hot
guy 2: yeah, she looks like sex
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To be beautiful you have to have perfect features. A great pointy nose with a perfectly symmetric face,with perfect everything. That looks good without make up. Not everyone is beautiful. Most people are beautiful on the outside and not the inside. Never both. Its like something happens chemically with their brain. Because their so egotistical, and hard to manage. But society is so stupid and never realizes this. Like why do people put up with this? Why do people follow around these people like there slaves or something? I seriously don't understand how people are so oblivious. I don't know how people can stand it! I cant! There so mean and horrible, and evil. It does something to there mind and completely changes them for the worse. Like you tell me if you really know someone who is beautiful on the inside and on the out. And if you can think of someone than your just oblivious and has horrible character judgment. or you just a follower yourself to the point where you lost yourself and your completely delusional. They also just die for attention. they never stop! Its like there job 24/7 to be stealing the attention away from everyone else. There so narcissistic and selfish. I wonder if guys or just stupid or do they just put up with them for sex? But doesn't that just get old after a while...
there's to many to state.
Society look on beauty
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A game friends play behind an unknowing woman's back.
How to play:
Both men seduce the same woman within a relatively short time frame (preferably not on the same night - no one likes sloppy seconds). The act of copulation is performed by each man, with ejaculation occurring within the lucky woman's vagina. 9 months later, the friends determine who the baby looks like. Winner gets 18 years of financial and emotional distress.
Buddy 1: that girl is hot, and sources tell me she's good to go.
Buddy 2: wanna play Who Does It Look Like?
Buddy 1: you know i do!
Buddy 2: I hope it looks like you.
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Salt and sugar look the same, but they obviously taste very diffetent.
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