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Maria is the most beautiful, clever, passionate and funny person you'll ever know (if you are lucky enough to get to know her).
She is incredibly fun while also being sensible and comprehensive because of how intelligent she is. She has the most beautiful smile you can possibly imagine. She has her principles cristal clear and knows herself confidently, so she can have her space while giving you yours. Nevertheless, she will always be there for you if you need her and she will try to give you the best advices she can. She is the best friend you can have and, to put it simple, she is just the best person I know.
- Hey, do you know Maria?
- No man, i don't
- You definitely should then!
Treesh; Penis-sucker; dumb cunt who would lick her own pussy for gold digger money.
Nostrils are full of snot after her trip to Uruguay.
rakisha: “did you hear that maria sucked on her large chode last friday?”
shokana: “i thought that was jamal’s… she has a habit of doing that “
flat feet, but always the best one forward
Person A: omg why are they walking like that
Person B: oh it’s just a maria
She has the fattest ass you’ll ever see.
She gives the best head and makes ppl come in their pants. And she is always right and her boyfriend is always wrong.
Maria ? I wish I was her.
Maria is an intense bitch, she's bigfoot and a lesbian. She's funny and kind when she wants to be, but she's also nasty. She loves tangerines and wearing grandpa's shirt and hats in winter.
That girl looks like Maria (intense lesbian).
She looks like Maria (girl with a face like she's going to fuck up your life)