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A small town in the lowcountry. Out in Freakin' Rural America.
That town has sand and water towers like Saint Matthews.
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A friend, or a person, that doesn’t pay people back the money he owes them.
I lent Jonathan $250 on the Easter along weekend. It’s been 7 weeks and he still hasn’t paid me back ! He is such a Matthew Day.
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Annorhexic, looks like a donkey
“Look at Matthew”
“Yeah he looks like an annorhexic donkey”
“True he’s a real ass”
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Pretty much the biggest bad ass that has ever lived. Usually seduces women with a few quick words and is known to be extremely cool. Will back you up until backstabbing occures then will destroy your face.
matthew kelley is awesome badass crazy fuck
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Matthew Dickinson, an amazing person with a ridicoulisly large penis and can be known to be a monster in bed at times when he can be bothered, if not, he will sleep.
Girl: wow you're on your game tonight.
Boy: yeh i took those matthew dickinson sex pills.
Girl: omg this is perfect.
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A gay mysterious creature found in deep in the Himalayas that enjoys committing sexual conduct with young children. Known to be extremely aggressive and have been recently endangered, and there is only one left in existence. It has been rumored to be seen lurking in the hallways of the I.A M.
Julfikar: Hello what is your name!
Pete Matthew: Can i rape you, no homo tho?
JUlfikar: Hell nah
Pete Matthew: PLease, just let me get jiggy with you.
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