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Horrible Head Coach for the Carolina Panthers and somehow has a Head Coach job over Brian Flores
How the hell does Matt Rhule have a HC Job
5👍 6👎
One of the sickest players the world's ever seen.
Damn that dudes <i>vicious</i> mayne.
6👍 6👎
A short boy with a little chode. He is also known for being fat and his nickname is fatboy. Chicken god feels bad for him because he becomes a transgender on a full moon so he can't jerk off at that time of the month. Matt king is not know for manipulating chicken but is very skinny when he cums in the plastic bottle
Joe doman can be such a matt king when hes around the chicken sometimes
5👍 6👎
The funniest man you will ever see perform...IN SUNGLASSES. He plays not one, but TWO instruments. Hell, what's one worth if you're not playing the other at the same time?...while eating pie, juggling guitar picks, and doing other desperate attempts to get the audience to like you. Never takes off his leather jacket. Also a synonym for cuntcork.
Steve: (to Jim) Do you like jazz music?
Jim: No. That's for gays.
Steve: (To Tom) Do you like jazz music?
Tom: Do I look like a French Polynesian to you?
Steve: (To Charlie) Do YOU like jazz music?
Charlie: Eh...it's alright...if I were a QUEER.
Steve: (To the class) Does ANYONE like jazz music?
Matt Katz:(And no one else) I do.
Steve: (To the class) Anyone at all?
Matt Katz: Yea I do!
Steve: (To the class) So NO ONE likes jazz music?
Matt Katz: What do I look like to you?
Steve: (To Matt) A gay. Ok, so no one likes jazz music. Case closed.
5👍 6👎
Someone who is characterized by territoriality of a television remote and someone who is really annoying and likes to be a jerk all the time to try and fit in
Stop being such a Matt Perry you wont make friends that way.
5👍 6👎
A piece of shit who tried to profit off of people’s fear of the coronavirus by hoarding hand sanitizer and trying to sell it for profit.
I may be an awful person but Atleast I’m not Matt Corvin.
5👍 6👎
Matt Justine is a typical guy who loves to play billiards. He is jolly and easy to be with. He's hard headed and can be tamed only by his love ones. Matt Justine is also handsome and adorable. A real treasure. He loves dog so much. Matt Justine is a goal keeper.
"Matt Justine is so handsome his girlfriend is really in-love with him"
"Iloveyou always, my Matt 🖤" - MM
7👍 6👎