Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus

A wonderful series of relationship books by John Gray.

After reading Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, she realized the valueable truth in them.

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men shut the fuck up month

may is officially men shut the fuck up months!!

“hey guys it’s the first of may! men shut the fuck up month starts now!”

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Clovis West Men's Water Polo

Kick ass water polo program, one of the best in Norcal (and the state for that matter). Buchanan's worst nightmare.

The Golden Eagles beat Bellermine in 2004, what now bitches!

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National Kick men's Balls day

National Kick men's Balls day is a day that anyone can kick any mans balls whenever they want on April 25th

Person 1: what is national kick mens balls day?
Person 2: national kick men's Balls day is a day that anyone can kick a man's balls in revenge for national rape day which is a day before national kick men's Balls day

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men who guard the ass fort

your balls/nuts/huevos/testicles/etc

"Thank god for the men who guard the ass fort."

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Guns are for sissies, real men throw knives!

When you're fighting some bank robbing criminals with your siblings and one of them needs a good ઽταв

Diego: Guns are for sissies, real men throw knives! *throws knives*

Jim, a news reporter: *from outside* I've been in many hostage situations like this, and it can escalate very quickly.

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i like my men skinned sorry

a response to inconsiderate boy catcalling women, meant to confuse the catcaller and discourage them to catcall again

boy: *whistles*
woman: i like my men skinned sorry
boy: *confused because their pea brain can’t process anything other than praise*

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