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crack and methamphetamine - "Mexican speedballs" is a code phrase which means the same as crack cocaine
mexican speedballs
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Smears of blood around the mouth of a person who has been performing cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman.
"Oh daddy, has someone given you a bunch of fives" said a distraught Charles.
"No, it's one's Mexican lipstick" replied Phillip smugly.
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When everyone is waiting for everyone else to make a move.
Two or more drivers approach a 4 way stop, each waiting for the other to go through is a Mexican Standoff.
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When you cum on your partner's face and proceed to push her down the stairs.
My bitch got uppity so I gave her a mexican landslide and she broke her arm.
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Mexicans that are predominantly of European Descent usually from Spain, France, Italy, Germany, etc. Most live in the Northern and Western parts of Mexico such as Guadlajara and Monterrey. They are pretty hot looking people and heck Mexico needs more of them. They make up 20-30% of Mexico's population. They even live in the cleaner and richer parts of Mexico.
"Hello Fellow American Tourist!"
"No Im a native here to México!"
"Perdon pense que eras Americano, there really are alot of White Mexican people up here"
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Comedian Dave Attell's jokingly derogatory term for an Eskimo or Innu person.
"So, the Eskimos-- or, as I call them, 'Snow Mexicans'..."
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When, after drinking a significant amount of liquid -e.g. coffee or beer- over the course of a few hours, you anally penetrate a female's asshole with your erect penis and proceed to urinate until your bladder has been emptied.
If the amount of urine expelled into the female's colon is any less than one standard pint, the act is then referred to as a Mexican Leak.
Guy 1: "My wife is a fat whore who won't stop eating cheese. She's constipated for the 5th time this month, that disgusting bitch."
Guy 2: "Just buy her some Mexican food and it ought to clear her right out. Better yet, just give her a Mexican enema."
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