Mexican Lawnmower

A Lawnmower From Mexico

Hey Can You Borrow Me A Mexican Lawnmower

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mexican speedballs

crack and methamphetamine - "Mexican speedballs" is a code phrase which means the same as crack cocaine

mexican speedballs

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Mexican lipstick

Smears of blood around the mouth of a person who has been performing cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman.

"Oh daddy, has someone given you a bunch of fives" said a distraught Charles.
"No, it's one's Mexican lipstick" replied Phillip smugly.

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Mexican Standoff

When everyone is waiting for everyone else to make a move.

Two or more drivers approach a 4 way stop, each waiting for the other to go through is a Mexican Standoff.

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mexican landslide

When you cum on your partner's face and proceed to push her down the stairs.

My bitch got uppity so I gave her a mexican landslide and she broke her arm.

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White Mexican

Mexicans that are predominantly of European Descent usually from Spain, France, Italy, Germany, etc. Most live in the Northern and Western parts of Mexico such as Guadlajara and Monterrey. They are pretty hot looking people and heck Mexico needs more of them. They make up 20-30% of Mexico's population. They even live in the cleaner and richer parts of Mexico.

"Hello Fellow American Tourist!"
"No Im a native here to México!"
"Perdon pense que eras Americano, there really are alot of White Mexican people up here"

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Snow Mexican

Comedian Dave Attell's jokingly derogatory term for an Eskimo or Innu person.

"So, the Eskimos-- or, as I call them, 'Snow Mexicans'..."

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