When you dump astro glide on an 8 mile slip and slide using a mountain bike, and then go down the slip and slide on your erect penis.
So Tim, did you hear about the guy who went 8 mile-ing the other day?
Born to the Saucier family, Miles Saucier, born to Amber Goodman Davis and James Saucier, Miles is their first child. Born in 2011 in Texas, later siblings are Connor Saucier, Jameson Saucier, Judge Alan, Lucy Saucier.
"Miles Saucier is very scared to move to New York."
Spiderman of Earth-1610.
EX: “Miles Morales is my man💕”
“..Girl. He’s fictional..”
When you throw poop at someone with your bare hands. Like a brown Spiderman. See. "Spiderman"
I went to check on the patient and I got a Miles Morales to the face.
2👍 2👎
A person with a huge penis, not gay, godly at Fortnite, gets bitches, and is 6,11
Miles is a god at Fortnite and life
Occurs on 17th of June . First one ever was 17/5/2022. Extremely red mullet pilled event that is an ice cream crawl. The destinations are creamos, then bellend stores, then coop, then spar. Occurs in ashburton. Advised to take an iron pill before competing
Ben: oh look, it’s the 17th of June, better take some ice cream pills and be a bitch and forfeit just before finishing
Vincent: I am red mullet pilled and prepared for The frozen mile
Tabad: oh no I have no money boo hoo
Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.
I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!