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Li More Cake

When culinary discretion goes on vacation, the "Li More Cake" steps into the spotlight, a towering testament to the age-old adage, "lay it more." This isn't just a cake; it's a full-blown sugar spectacle that appears to have been designed by a hyperactive six-year-old with a credit card at a candy store. Imagine every sweet treat conceivable—sprinkles, gummy worms, marshmallows, Oreos, cookies—all piled onto one unsuspecting cake base that surely didn't sign up for this. The result? A dessert that doubles as a crash course in endocrinology.

Commonly seen holding court at children’s birthday parties and those family dinners where everyone counts down the minutes until they can politely leave, the Li More Cake serves as both a dessert and a conversation starter—or stopper, depending on your dental insurance. It’s as much about bravado as it is about baking; a culinary dare that looks like what would happen if a piñata exploded over a cake stand and everyone just went with it.

But the Li More Cake isn’t aiming for subtlety. It’s the life of the party at events where the joy is mandatory and the themes are as mixed as its toppings. Each slice is an invitation to an impromptu game of "Name That Topping" or "Find the Cake Under the Candy," providing a sweet distraction from Aunt Marge’s third retelling of her Florida vacation story.

Alex: "Hey, have you tried the Li More Cake yet? It's like a sugar rush waiting to happen!"
Jordan: "Oh, I've seen it. Eating that cake is like making a pact with your future diabetes!"

Tara: "Did you see the cake at the dessert table? It’s absurd!"
Kevin: "Yeah, that Li More Cake is something else. It's like playing a game of 'spot the actual cake' beneath all that candy."

Ava: "Is that cake supposed to look like that, or did they just throw everything they found in the kitchen on it?"
Nate: "Pretty much!

by memedoctor5000 April 16, 2024


Sebastian Ochoa definitely loves Alanna Parent more

It’s a fact Proven by barney the dinosaur

Sebastian Ochoa definitely loves Alanna Parent more is a fact

by Cherry Smoothie November 21, 2021


fabi ily more

das is die wahrheit

jeder der sagt, dass fabi evelyn mehr liebt als sie ihn, ist ein lügner.
es ist ein fakt
es gibt nichts was dagegen spricht
das is ne regel lol

f: ily bae
e: no fabi ily more
f: ne Ily moreee
e: lügner staph

f: ily bae
e: ne fabi ily more
f: ok hast recht das ist ein fakt
e: danke bae

by zekku November 23, 2018


more morer morest

It's a slangy text style used by 2 bestfriends since 2020 and it's so meaningful you bitches

Person 1 :I love you
Person 2 : I love you more morer morest

by can I be unknown<3 August 16, 2021


five more whoppers

you're only allowed to order this from burger king if you've ordered five whoppers

A: may I have five whoppers, and five more whoppers?

B: so you'd like ten whoppers?

A: NO

B:

A: NO

by noob_pixels June 29, 2024


love you more that you thought i could

Fuck the serious shit out of you

Baby, I'm going to love you more that you thought I could.

by fail.goo April 5, 2015


More earth

This is the truth that you are reading the give is lying there the Arctic and Antartica is circling all the continents we know but just beyond them is a world the humans aren’t told about this is the outer earth

The outer earth is also know as more earth

by H0rizon June 28, 2023