Mother-birding

Mother-birding is when you bust a load so massive inside her mouth, some drips out onto her tits, at which point you swoop down, slurp up every last bit of nut that tried to get away, and carry it back up to her mouth where it belongs, much like a mother bird feeding its offspring. If you can catch your runaway kids midair, after it drips off her chin but before it lands on her tits, you’ve mastered this art. And it’s your own jizz, so saying “no homo” when mother-birding is completely unnecessary, and would most likely just make you come off as a closet homosexual for saying it. Mother-birding is a very kind, loving, and nurturing assist, and should not be confused with any version of snowballing.

Bill Clinton was an idiot for not mother-birding Monica Lewinsky. Had he just took the time and effort to mother-bird the bitch, she wouldn’t have had the evidence nor the heart to get such a swell guy impeached.

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Narins Mother

Fat cow mooooo.She has consumed all food in a 100 mile radius.Be careful if you have food this fat cow will come !

Luis:David your so fat
David:Hey, thats mean
Luis: your like narins mother MOoooooOoO

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Mother War

A character in the emo-rock album, The Black Parade by the band My Chemical Romance.

The song Mama is about Mother War.

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Mother Puma

The proud mother of a puma.

Holy christ look at that graceful mother puma over there protecting her young from a pack of yetis.

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Mother Frutter

The frutter of all frutters. He/She will get the people who you think are not frutter-able.

That man is a fiiiiine Mother Frutter! He got me in the copy room when I was bending over the copy machine filling the toner.

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mother flocker

1.The Alpha Female in a flock of sheep.

2. A person on social media that everybody follows.

1. Most of my sheep are descendants of one Mother flocker

2. It's amazing how many followers she has. She is the original Mother flocker

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Mother Trucker

A PG substitution for mother fucker

Mother trucker dude!

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