its a creature that is half muffin half dog most likley as a cartoon character, not real
it is the size of a pug, and to get around it hopps around and it eats coockies
muffin pup: W00F W00F W00F W00F W00F
A unique term for smoking something of legit yet legal substance the wrong way so that the 'high' is more of a pshchological effect.
My freind and I were in the backyard smoking a muffin.
It is similar to a stud muffin, but he/she also is at every party you go to. You will see them for sure at every party, also can be called a partyholic or party rocker.
Damn dude, he's always at the parties. What a party muffin bro!
n. muffin shaped penis, which at full erection is hard as wood or "lumber". (other definition) n. human feces that is a cause of eating a "Denny's lumber jack slam" with the combination of a muffin.
first example: girl say's to sexual partner "ow! i can't fit that lumber muffin."
2nd example: "dude... i ate at Denny's and had a muffin it took me 30min. to shit that lumber muffin."
1. A softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. A noob or newbie
Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying.
A dirty, smelly, scum bag person.
John hasn't showered in three days; what a fucking scroad muffin!