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Pocket Munching

pocket munching is an activity typically performed in a place where alcohol is served but no food is available. Thinking ahead, the pocket muncher will randomly pull food out of their pocket and start munching. This is done in order to achieve optimal alcohol metabolization, ensuring that more alcohol can be consumed without the unwanted conditions that lead to memory loss & hangovers. Pocket munching is a popular and considerate gesture among experienced alcohol consumers.

"Got my pocket munchies.. no freshman mistakes tonight"

"Pocket munchies keep my stomach happily digesting all that vodka"

"I have such a hangover because I ran out of pocket munchies before the bar ran out of liquor"

"pocket munching makes the drunkies go away"

by ycart September 14, 2010


Brunch and Munch

The act of taking a girl out for some delicious brunch then taking her back to your place to "munch" on her vagina.

"Dude I just took Sheila out for a Brunch and Munch, it was awesome!"

by CrashWhoa July 26, 2017


Face munch

The way someone kisses another with there mouths wide open, almost like they are eating each other's faces off an it is the most vile think to see

"Ahahahaha Dude look at those two over there, there proper face munching"

by Grayster July 13, 2015


Midnight Munching

A midnight snack.

My mom didn’t know I was midnight munching when she was asleep.

by Misty Marcaño September 17, 2023


dweeb ass munch

A person who gets above a 1 or 2 on an AP Exam aka. A person who gets a 3, 4, or 5 on any AP Exam

Chase: “Yo did you hear Colin got a 5 on the AP European History Exam!”
Aiden: “Dude no way hes a dweeb ass munch!”

by Not@DWEEBASSMUNCH May 4, 2023


munch kin

a very rude name to call someone. If you are ever called munch kin you must insist to be called the BFG.

“ that’s my favorite little munch kin”

by khepdawg115 March 17, 2018


Mindless Munch

To eat something (usually snacks) without actively thinking about it.

"Oh my lord, I gotta stop eating these, I've just been mindless munching for a hour."

by Mimic_ June 13, 2023