Tom n' Carol

The act of a woman sodomizing a man with a strap-on, and upon extracting the prosthetic penis, she proceeds to repeatedly strike him in the face with the poopy dildo while verbally abusing him.

Roommate 1: "Did you have a good night last night?"

Roommate 2: "Frick, I blacked out and totally got Tom n' Caroled!"

Roomate 1: "Oh, Canada. That sucks."

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flip n fuck

(Noun) Dormroom-style foamy cushion chair that flips out into a bed.

Kyle and I couldn't find an empty bed, luckily there was an unused "flip n fuck" upstairs.

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Wake n' Bake

To smoke weed as soon as you wake up.

If you wanna crash here you can. In the morning we'll do a wake n' bake.

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Stone n' Bone

1. Getting stoned and then finding someone to bone. Usually, with far lower standards.
2. Getting someone else stoned with the intention to bone them.

Guy1: "Woah she's hot, way out of my league though"
Guy2: "Dude, you could totally Stone N' Bone that!"

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sweet n' salty

Someone who is completely satisfying. When eating, one craves something salty and then afterwards something sweet. The sweet n' salty person can salaciously fill all of your wants and needs.

I call him sweet n' salty because he leaves me completely sated.

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Shit ‘n’ shake

The art of masturbating while defacating

‘I’m a bit pushed for time this morning so I’m going to have to Shit ‘n’ shake.

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shits 'n' bladders

when someone is getting anal sex and has diarrhea with such gusto that it enters the other person's bladder

While Regino was boning his firecrotch of a girlfriend, she inadvertently gave him shits 'n' bladders. He couldn't walk right for a week.

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