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What? I'm hot.

What? I'm hot. Is something commonly said after being caught naked (masturbating). However it is also said after doing something stupid, dumb, or embarrassing and is used as justification for one's actions.

My friend caught me naked with a bottle of lotion in one hand and my dick in the other. I quickly said "What? I'm hot." To justify why I was nude. My friend is so stupid he never realized that I was actually masturbating.

by Who knew glasses looked sexy? April 24, 2016

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I'm At you

to be ribbed

i'm at your shoes

by Michael Gerrity February 1, 2004

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I'm not your bitch

A response to obnoxious people who demand you to do their crap. They will request something unreasonable or treat you like "their bitch"

Obnoxious "When I tell you to do something You do it." Response "I'm not your bitch"

by Douchebagtwerp March 24, 2011

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Nah, I'm good.

The equivalent of "absolutely not." Can also be taken as "if you ask me again, I have permission to punch you in the cocksucker." If someone tells you "Nah, I'm good," there's no possibility of them being persuaded otherwise.

Friend 1 - "Hey dude, wanna go get a drink with me?"

Friend 2 - "Nah, I'm good."

Friend 1 - "Fair enough!"

by jonnadanielle November 12, 2010

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I'm not being racist, but

1) An disclaimer that allows the speaker to say whatever they like regardless of how racist it actually is.

2) What a racist may say before they lazily chuck around inherently racist sweeping generalisations but don't want to appear to be racist.

John: I'm not being racist, but I fucking hate black people.

John: I'm not being racist, but all white people are drug-addicts.

by Jiddlebag February 1, 2011

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I'm a boss

A phrase that people used because they are the better than some people,to show that they are cool and better.

yassine:I finished the test first and got full mark.100% fam.
guy:Stop begging man.
yassine:it's not called being a beg,its just that i'm a boss.

by lolbosslol November 16, 2016

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I'm Fucked Up

The term used if someone likes or does things that are typically found messed up or extremely gross.

I laugh at dead people and people say that I'm fucked up

by Mr.Mistaken March 6, 2018

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