nice guy speech

Generally, a lie a woman tells a guy when she doesn't want anything to with him. Usually performed after the guy tries to 'court' the woman.

Usually followed up by "I'm not looking for anyone right now," but can be seen dating/fucking other guys seconds later.

Generally, this is just a way women try to pacify men but usually just infuriates them.

Joey: "Hey, Jenny. I really like you a lot, would you go out with me sometime?"

Johnny: "Look, Johnny. You're a really nice guy but I think we should just be friends. I just got out of a really bad relationship and don't want to date yet."

Seconds later

Joey: "Wait!? Is Jenny having sex with Dean in my car?!"

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Nice play, Shakespeare!

Ironic or sarcastic exclamation meaning, "That was really stupid."

Rob: So how's it goin' with Stephanie?
Jim: I accidentally tripped her and gave her a concussion.
Rob: Nice play, Shakespeare!

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She Seems Nice

This can be used nicely or not nicely.
1. When a person actually seems nice and approves
2. By saying this, they actually mean 'No, we don't approve'
It all depends on the tone of voice

1.) "I like her, she seems nice."

2.) "Umm, She seems nice"

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Have A Nice Life

Another way to say the word Farewell. Used when you just might never see the same person ever again.

Boy: I'm moving to New York for my job. So we might never get to see each other anymore.

Boy #2: It's been fun knowing you bro. "Have A Nice Life."

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Have a nice day

The phrase used by help desk, retail, and other customer service workers all across America when they'd like to tell the person they are speaking to to sit on a large object and spin, but enjoy maintaining an income.

Customer: I can't get onto the internet.
Help Desk: Okay, can you please check to make sure the cables are securely connected from the wall to the modem?
Customer: I can't see.
Help Desk: Why not.
Custoemr: The power is off.
Help Desk: Oh, unfortunately, you're not going to be able to connect while the power is out. Call back if you need anything. Have a nice day.

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Have a nice day

In Florida, when someone tells you to have a nice day, especially in a sarcastic manner, it basically means "fuck you".

After rudely accepting the food at the counter, the employee tells the customer to "have a nice day."

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a nice 'ol fashioned

To have someone to you Jack you off. instead of doing it Yourself.

guy: my girlfriend gave me a nice 'ol fashioned last night

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