The Easy Mac Paradox

derived from the frustrations of Hannah and Kristin, two first year college students living in the dorms and surviving on bland dorm food and the popular Easy Mac by Kraft foods.

Refers to the frustrating situation one encounters when attempting to satisfy hunger and craving with the Easy Mac snack.

The Paradox: One can eat one packet of Kraft Easy Mac and still be a little bit hungry and craving more of the cheesy and delightful snack, yet if one prepares two packets in hopes of avoiding this hunger and craving at the end of his snack, he finds himself fully overwhelmed by the cheesiness of the snack that the craving seemingly dwindles even before one packet has been devoured.

Either be left wanting more. Or disgusted too soon. You just can't win with the Easy.

check please, my life everyday

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mac n' cheese

Simply the simplest best food ever.

JACK: d00derz I would kill for some mac n' cheese!
JOEY: I totally knoes! Lets go make it!

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smack that jenny mac

people who enjoy a good bout of bum lovin, usually involving boom juice.
common term for a slut

last night i smacked that jenny mac
i'd smack that jenny mac

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MAC N CHEESE

yummy oo goody nah nah i want in my tum tum

YEAS!!

hey chibby want some yummy oo goody nah nah i want in my tum tum

YEAS!! I LOVE MAC N CHEESE

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mac-tical nuke

This term, coined by the legendary Jim Crow of the LNHN, expresses a major victory in getting girl by your unparalleled "mac daddy" nature.

It was originally derived from "tactical nuke", a 25 kill streak award in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that kills everything and assures complete victory.

Thus, when you call in a "mac-tical nuke", you get that girl to want your dick.

Jane: Hey Joe, what's up!
Joe: Not much bitch, what are you doing tonight? Wanna suck my dick?
Jane: Sure, I'd love to!

Joe (to friend): Mike, I just called in a mac-tical nuke on some dumb bitch!
Mike: Very nice, I get some assist points for that though.

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mac and cheese afro

An insanely white person with no life is the kind of person who would sport this doo.

A mac and cheese afro is a white man's afro that usually consists in almost all cases of blonde hair that compliments a retro 70's look

napoleon dynamite' hair

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Shower Mac&Cheese

When you sneak into your roommate's shower to steal hot water for your make and cheese.

My roommate was so desperate that he lockpicked my door and got shower mac&cheese.

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