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A quirk rock band formed in the early 90s. Perhaps the best band ever.
The Presidents of the united states of america are a great band.
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The most wicked, awful, and horrible country in the history of the world. America claims to be the land of freedom and democracy, despite it being a warmongering oligarchy whos propaganda brainwashed millions. It is an imperialist nation that has been fucking over the middle east for decades, and it's own natives and minority populations for decades (via genocide, unjust laws, etc). It also had a hate boner for communism
Thomas Jefferson, one of the men who helped create the united states of America, said in a speech all men are created equal. While at the same time he owned slaves
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A show where you watch supposedly humorous home video clips of people. 90% of the "funny" stuff is people randomly falling down or tripping over something.
"Hay man did u watch America's Funniest Home Videos?? The guy fell down!! HAHA!"
"Yea. It was.. unfunny. To say the least."
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A bunch of annoying christian bitches neglected by their husbands when it comes to sex so they try and fill the void by obsessing over issues like homosexuality and abortion, spreading misinformation, hysteria and lies to promote their agenda! The more sex deprived they are, the more fanatical and zealous they get! They have some quacks working for them that claim to be experts on homosexuality. Where do you get a degree like that let alone certification?
Concerned Women for America (CWA) is a christian terrorist organization dedicated to subverting human rights, destroying democracy and perpetrating injustice toward other Americans in their quest to make our nation a theocracy based on biblical beliefs!!!!!
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Future Sluts of America or FSA is commonly used to describe tweens who run around in their skanky mini skirts and barely there tees, congregating in large groups outside of malls and movie theaters waiting for their parents to pick them up.
Look at that FSA, she'll have herpes in no time.That goddamn Future Sluts of America FSA.
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The only show on TV where you can watch skeleton's FIGHT.
The only healthy, voluptuous person on that show, ironically, happens to be Tyra Banks!
I love America's next Top Model but I think Tyra should retire it and continue with her talk show.
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A reality TV show where women compete for a career in the modeling industry.
Hosted by Tyra Banks, America's next top model premiered in May of 2003.
And we are all very sorry... because the premiere of this show is proof that having absolutely no real skill can get you to the "top".
Hence "america's next top model".
But your only at the top until the next season starts a few months later.
america's next top model characters:
Benny Ninja: Give me a calender style pose!!!
Talentless model: *thinks for a second*
*Makes a pose she thought up of in that instance*
Benny Ninja: FANTASTIC! YOU REALLY SHOWED ME YOUR BONE STRUCTURE THERE, AND THE WAY YOU LET THE LIGHT HIT YOU WAS PRETTY MUCH AMAZING.
Talentless model: Uhh... yeah thats what I meant to do.
Thank you!
Benny Ninja: Now let's try Catalogue!
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