Nose Cleaner

while you're fucking a girl in the ass, right when you are about to jizz you pull out and jizz up her nose, causing her nose to be clean, making it a nose cleaner.

Last night i was fucking your mom and sister and i gave them a nose cleaner.

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Blue Nose

When you need to sneeze for more than an hour, and it won't come out, but it's right there for every minute. Similar to blue balls. You're about to sneeze and then it stops when you're like right there. Then it bothers you for quite a while.

Allie: Ahh! It's right there!
Keith: Ah, the classic case of blue nose. I'll go get the pepper and feathers.

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big nose

a counter strike player named Seth "doLce" Young

Seth has a big damn nose.

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Boner Nose

1. noun - A nose being abnormally large in proportion to other facial features.
2. proper noun - Person having such a nose.

"We call my buddy's neighbor 'boner nose'"

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Nose Dive

When you go down to sit on the toilet with your penis facing down, ready the piss and you undershoot the hole in the toilet seat and your penis plunges into the toilet seat.

Girlfriend/ Wife/ Hooker with many STD's: "Wanna have sex?"
Boyfriend/ Husband/ Pimp: "Naw i can't i just took a nose dive."

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smurf noses

When you can see a chicks nipples are poking out under her shirt. You can imagine her boobs are smurfs under her shirt.

Whoa, check out the smurf noses on that bitches huge tits.

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rubbing noses

Exactly how the Eskimo people show love and affection to each other. An Eskimo analogue for the kiss. Now widely used all around the world.

-Anna is so funny, she likes rubbing noses with her friends.
-Really? What an interesting habit.

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