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A girl who is always laughing and always energetic and always smiling, you could mistake her for being drunk at times for the things she says or does but she’s more sober than anyone in the room.
Kim- Carly come dance with me.
Carly-No you come to me. *giggles*
Kim-You have such a drunk personality, lmao.
This is when a guy is so drunk that his noodle isn't going to get hard. Don't keep trying because it isn't going to happen till the morning. It's not his fault its the alcohol.
girl 1: Did you and Joe have fun last night after the party? girl 2: No. He had a drunk noodle and after playing with it for 15 minutes it wasn't happening. The next morning we rocked each others world.
Drunk Style a.k.a. Drunkard Boxing:
Drunkard Boxing is one of the branches in the ground Kung Fu and is the most advanced one in martial art training. With a unique way in Chinese Kung Fu, drunkard boxing enables boxers to falter, waddle, fall and sway just like drunkards. They blend a series of drunkard-like, unsteady movements, actions and skills of the martial arts like Taichi, Monkey Boxing, Long Fist and Ground Boxing and try to confuse their opponents with special skills which often lead them to surprise triumphs. Execution of the drunkard boxing demands extreme flexibility of the joints as well as suppleness, dexterity, power and coordination all of which can be developed in the course of practice.
This set of style is self-created by Shifuo as a new style combining Ground Boxing, Monkey Boxing and Six Combination Boxing.
Martin: Didja see that fool's drunk-style?
Von: Yeah, it get's 'em everytime.
Deleting any sort of online and/or offline media or important files while inebriated.
I drunk deleted my damn keynote presentation.
achieving a state of inebriation that is pleasant, without becoming drunk, for many hours while in a club or a lounge. Also stated as running a good buzz.
So there we were, chillin on a rooftop downtown yesterday getting lounge drunk and smoking blunts.
When an individual appears to be more attractive due to your current state of intoxication. The individual is not as attractive (or not at all attractive) to you when you are sober
Will: Yo, I slid by that girl's crib last night
Tyrone: You mean that shawty from the club?
Will: Yeah, her. I didn't know it was her at first tho, she looked way better at the club.
Tyrone: we were all wasted bro, you got drunk-fished. She looked better because you were drunk.
Will: *facepalms* swear I need to stop drinking.
when sum1 is totally wasted and starts rambling or making hilarious confessions. similiar to a drunk dice
Girl: I love you
Guy: youre totally wasted
girl: this isnt a drunk say!
guy: sure