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The University of Tennessee is a school down by the river in Knoxville, TN. Known for football and massive alcoholism. Other in the South seem to perceive it as a school for rednecks.
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A university in southern North Carolina in the city of Wingate. A small (formerly southern baptist) university with approximately 2, 000 students. Has one of the leading Pharmacy programs and Schools of Education in the state.
Wingate University believes in faith, knowledge, and service
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Only the best university ever. Its mad good Art school and its insane engineering school, mixed in with the Liberal Arts school make for a sick diversity of students that just adds to the flavor. Theres never a shortage of parties, however many are overly packed (ie any house that is referred to by a number or by an orginization name: 38/Rugby House 5/Soccer House), but Nate's house is always superb. It's also insanely better than the shit across the street, better known as Alfred State.
Person 1: Hey look its Alfred University
Person 2: Holy shit, lets go get fucked at Nate's House, his Hooka is always mad smooth.
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The best cow college in the nation. Filled by a bunch of rubes, and idiots.
Didn't Auburn go 13-0 this year? Yes, and they still finished in second place, what a bunch of idiots.
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A "college" located in Southeastern Alabama. Most of the students at Auburn were rejected by the University of Georgia. Students of Auburn are notorious for their subpar intelligence. Auburn students pride themselves with their political correctness and therefore prefer to be called "culturally challenged" rather than "rednecks". When traveling through Auburn do not smile as you may be regarded as someone with "a pretty mouth".
John perfected his dick sucking technique while he was attending Auburn University.
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The university of choice for a Canadian degree in Mathematics, Engineering or a Double Honors Degree. Entering average >90% (exceeds 90% for those that attend U of T and cannot understand mathematical symbols). Students who attend the University of Waterloo will graduate with a degree, knowledge and a career. U of T graduates graduate because their daddy bought them the degree. Go to the University of Waterloo if you want to be someone's boss, not a U of T clerk. Even the Warriors football team is better than U of T's.
"I got into the U of T but was not accepted into the University of Waterloo."
U of T student to U of W student: "Transcendentals? I made out with one accidentally at the bar once, I was wasted."
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Not a well known school located outside of Baltimore Maryland. Known for being a huge bar school so a fake id is a must. huge Jersey, New York and Rhode Island population. 60 to 40 girl to guy ratio. Hottest girls in the world. watch out for TKE
MD girls are pretty, Loyola girls are smart, but it takes a Towson girl, to win a guy's heart. UMBC girls can't dance, Goucher girls can't flow, and when you want the best-looking girl, Towson is where you go. Salisbury girls are wild, IUP girls are fun, but when it comes to drinking, Towson girls are #1. Girls will be girls north, south, east & west, but a Towson girl will always rate the very best! So any guy who reads this truly has to know, if you have a Towson girl, don't ever let her go!
Go Towson University
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