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performing oral sex on a girl that has her period
Jerry: Dood, i feel like a vampire!
Terry: Why?
Jerry: I just ate pizza!
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The supreme race of pizza. This pizza can not dance, but it can do pretty much everything else. Like feed a family.
This burnt pizza is disgusting, it simply won't work.
You should have gotten a White Pizza.
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After the act of intercourse in a heterosexual nature, while a woman is menstrating, the mixture of the male ejaculate nd the womans exploded ovary results in the resembling of the sheets to the components of a pizza.
Man, my girlfriend was on her rag and left some serious pizza sheets.
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large saggy breasts that hang in a triangualar shape that resemble a plastic grocery bag filled with liquid
you remember that girl I left with last night with the huge rack, turns out when she took off her bra she had pizza tits
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A show only watchable for the extremely hot Thea Andrews.
Cold Pizza would be better with more Thea.
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Gourmet pizza. ^.^ All under one roof.
"Pizza Hut is the best pizza you'll find. Domino's Pizza is good too, but Pizza Hut is just so much more delicious. ^o^ "
-me
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Happily discovering hemorrhoids while eating a shitty brown eye.
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