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Smelly, reused work pants that you keep in your desk to change into in case of: excessive sweating, stank, spillage, explosive diareha, or general inability to be a functioning adult.
Dude, do you have any cleanish desk pants? I totally shit myself.
Bro- you smell.
Yeah don't worry about it. I have some desk pants.
When your belly casts a shadow over your genitals, obscuring them from view.
Who needs a thong when you have shadow pants?
When a guy doesn't actually wear his pants but instead holds up the pants to cover his private parts.
Look, that guy is wearing shadow pants!
When one goes diarrhea in one’s pants
Man that taco bar made me get joshy pants
when you get too excited and shid your pant.
your mum -“oh no i shat myself”
me - “haha shid pant”
The horribly itchy, rashy sensation you get in your pants after you trim your pubes
Person #1: Shit man, my girlfriend didn't like my bush, so i snipped it, and now i have a killer pant prickle
Person #2: Dude, that's tough
A scrotum, ballsack, testicle holder
A better term for a teste sac
Humorous scrotum
Man bag
"I caught my pants purse in my zipper again"
"Why us my pants purse so twisted"
"Punch me in my pants purse again and ill punch your donut hole"