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The creative folding of remaining TP squares so as to finish the job when TP is in short supply.
With only a few wipes left on the last roll of Charmin, Lucian was forced to work on his toilet paper origami technique.
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In emergency situations of joint rolling, bible paper is used as rolling paper. There are blank pages in the beginning or end, either way they can be zag replacements. Getting bible paper high is after rolling a shitty jay of high mids and bible paper with honey and too much bible paper and somehow igniting it. Smokin this said fatty gets you that bible paper high.
Stoner 1: "Dude no, I got to get home. I don't want to get that bible paper high."
Stoner 2: "Dude get that bible paper high!"
Stoner 2 - blows smoke into Stoner 1's face -
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The paper used in public restrooms that acts as a protective layer between the bare cheeks of a human and the often urinated, deficated, disgusting toilet seat.
I thought to myself, "Fuckin' shit man, this toilet seat is nasty, better protect my fat ass with a paper butt condom."
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The use of a brown paper bag to determine if a black African is light enough to gain admittance to a party or organization. If said African's skin tone is lighter than or the same color as a brown paper bag then they are judged worthy to enter the party(as in a social event, not a political party) or be admitted into the organization, such as a fraternity.
"Girl, don't you go thinkin' 'bout joinin' no Gamma Rays, you is darker than de night sky on a moonless night, you ain't never gonna pass the paper bag test."
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A girl that only worthiness is to be fucked with a paper bag over her head
Guy 1 : Woah Nick is crazy going out with that chick.
Guy 2 : She does have a banging body but she a paper bag fuck.
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A statement you make when trying to hustle to make money with 'paper' being the money.
I want to start my own record label and build my empire, but first I gotta get this paper to get it off the ground. hustle, make money, get rich, earn money, get a job, make a living, become wealthy
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A version of Rock Paper Scissors where the nipple or breast area , primarily the nipple may be grabbefd or twisted in the course of the game. Nipple trumps rock, paper and replaces scissors. Must be consensual between opposite sex. Nipple can be used as often as needed.
Invented in Bolton, Ontario, Canada
I played rock paper nipple with my friend, and now we are dating!
I played rock paper nipple with my friend and that how I got a black eye and bruised tit.
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