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Park Village is a boring ass neighborhood in northern San Diego where every house looks the same and there's nothing to do. It is also referred to as PV or the PVG (park village ghetto). It's is a bland ass mix of wealthy white families and like a big ass Asian retirement community. A ton of Asians. Other than whites and Asians there are about 5 black people and there's also the Mexican gardeners. The neighborhood is just another lame ass suburb and looks like 3/4s of Scripps Ranch. It's got one in and one way out, so everything except for the little ghetto ass park across from the elementary school is a car drive away. The white folks are friendly and the Asians are antisocial and built gated fortresses around the front doors of their homes. There are little finger canyons between the homes where the illegal Mexicans build their huts. The streets of PV can be characterized by speeding cars on Park Village Road and slow ass Asians driving Corrolas. Park Village Road at night serves as a drag strip for the dumbass teens. Teens in PV tend to live boring lives and knock over trash cans on trash day in their cars to feel badass. The sidewalks are mainly used by creepy old Asians going on very slow walks and the infamous Crazy Legs Joe, this guy who has a gumpy ass power walk. The cops are for the most part lazy ass dudes who don't do anything except drive up and down PV Road a few times a day cause nothing ever happens in Park Village.
Why the hell is this Corrola going so damn slow on Park Village Road?
It's an Asian duhh
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Town in Upstate New York. Full of trailer parks and hoes. Known for the teacher who stabbed himself in the bathroom and blamed it on a student and the kid who ran around naked then got his dick cut off. Yes, this seriously happened in America. Worst of all, in New York.
OMG look at that ho all up on my man.
Don't sweat that bitch she goes to FDR.
Eww she's from Hyde Park. Damn he must really be desperate.
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a boring shitty suburb two seconds outside chicago. it's basically black middle class, most people are cool but then there are some who are so ghetto fab it makes me gag. they have kickass fast food. there's a ton of hotels so everyone has sex. also known as cal park.
you can be standing on a calumet park street and cross the street and be in chicago.
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An angsty band popular among kids who shop at Hot Topic and have pent up anger. The most popular of their lyrics, "Craaaaaaaaawwwwwwling in my skiiiiiiin", is very popular among gaming messageboards, where people sub lyrics from other songs and lines from movies with that lyric.
Bob: Substitute a line from a movie or a lyric from another song with "Craaaaaaaaawwwwwwling in my skiiiiiiin".
Sam: Alright. Here's Napoleon Dynamite.
"Do the chickens have large talons Craaaaaaaaawwwwwwling in my skiiiiiiin?"
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The gateway to Long Island, that's right Long Island(anyone who says it's Queens can pay our property taxes and eat shit.) Floral Park is where it all starts, however, being on the border of Queens, gives us a bad rap. Understandable, but the people from the Nassau side are much classier, and we dress way better. Yes, we enjoy drinking, and yes we enjoy sparking a dooby now and then. We go to schools that are just as good as the kids from the other town that references plants in it's name. Both of my parents went to college, we drive Volvos, and, live in half million to million dollar homes. Floral Park Memorial High school sends people to Brown, Yale, Harvard, Princeton, NYU, Villanova, the list goes on... We have the highest paid police in the county. People who live in Floral Park have a very nice quality of life.s It is not cheap to live there, we choose to live there, our property taxes are through the roof, and we pay very high taxes. So next time somone says you live in Queens tell them to fuck off!!!
Where are you from?
Long Island
Oh me too, where?
Floral Park
Isn't that queens
No shithead actually it's not!
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1) When a man is about to nail a woman anally but finds, to his dismay, that there is already a butt-plug situated in the confines of her anal region. She is a No Parking Zone
2) A helpful reminder that women in this state can wear on a sign around their necks
1) John (in his head): "Oh boy, I think I can sneak my Johnson in her ass tonight!" Upon finding a butt-plug conveniently (for Sarah) located in her shitter, he exclaims: "Aww! This bitch has a no parking zone!"
2) Steven: O dude! I would love to stick my custard-launcher into her butt!
Kareem: Hate to burst your bubble bro, but she has a "no parking zone" sign on her neck.
Steven: aww man. o well, lets smoke some bud
Kareem: That's the spirit!
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A small town in El dorado county, quite possibly the biggest mistake of my life moving here from San Francisco, there is NOTHING to do..ever. So regardless of how you feel about this shitty town I can say that it is pretty much a typical small area with most of its population being old,overly religious,republican,far right people. I choose to stand out, and wear my hat backwards,drive fast, and piss off my ignorant neigbors! Bay Area forever, screw this town.
P.S Kids here often try to thug and refer to the town as "C,P" Yeah..your not cool.
Residents of Cameron Park
Person 1: What did you do today?
Person 2: Went to safeway and worked
Person 2: What about you?
Person 1: SAME.
Person 2: You know..I really fucking hate this town.
Neighbor: Punkass kids in my neighborhood.
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