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any female (or girl if you will) who will blow just about anyone
Also, any girl who simply loves to suck d*ck like a grimey whore.
Note: Blow pigs can be sloppy, overweight, AND/OR ugly BUT when getting a BJ, especially from an experienced blow-pig, WHO REALLY CARES ANYWAY!!
Guy 1: Yo dude, check that girl out over there, she looks like a real blow pig!
Guy 2: Yeah man, i bet she guzzles buckets of cum in her spare time. You can tell shes just asking for that guy to stick his d*ck in her mouth.
Guy 1: F*ck yeah.
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a large folding knife,sometines a switchbladein which
the blade is much longer than the handle so it sticks out
the back when closed!,also called a FOLDING BOWIE.
the whole theatre gasped when antonio whipped out his
pig sticker CLACK!!!!.AND SLICED OFF HIS OWN NAVEL!!!!!
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small rodent, about twice the size of a hamster, very hyper active and the size of a fully grown hamster when young, but will grow lazy and fat. they're are not suited for any excercise and will mostly die if forced to any excess movement. though they only eat vegetables, some fruit, pellets, soft hay, grass and specialy developped food for rodents, they'll attempt to eat anything, as long as it's close enough to they're mouth. they sometimes may act blind for food, hoping to get more. many find them adorable and cute, and keep them as pet, as they're easier to care for then most other pets. they produce very high-pitched and loud noises when hungry or hearing a noise they relate to food or someone who bring them food, impossible for any creature not from the family of caviae, including humans. they're related to the capibara, world's biggest rodent, wich is sometimes also kept as a pet.
If you want to take a guinea pig as pet, remember that they're group animals and you're forced to buy multiple in order to avoid a depression. also, you should provide a compost bin, as guinea pigs produce much of that...
a fully plastic cage advised, else they'll throw much food away, hoping they'll get more and better food.
i love my guinea pig, he's fluffy and produces lots of manure for my plants in exchange for wortheless vegetables
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A useless person on a mission to self destruct, unaware what harm they are doing to themselves, others and the evironment. Resemblant to a fat pig, big for nothing, whatever this person says, is of no sigificant use to you. Squealing like a pig can be a metaphor for the way this person's Talk is cheap.
"...Don't say your cold... don't be so fat if it isn't sufficiently keeping you warm. Better still...Your cold? Tell me why you never came out with proper warm clothes on...Its you spreading your germs and not considering other people!..."
Its the middle of winter and a fat person on the bus sits upstairs at the back. A person gets on and opens 1 window of their choice, in the area they are going to sit. All of a sudden...BOOOF! "That fat pig just slammed the winow shut!" They insist on keeping all the window shut, even though the bus, now packed at this point, has hot breath condensation running down the windows.All because of this person's Pig-like: greedy, selfish, don't know what's good for themselves, unchangable ways...Other's on the bus have to breath in other people's exhaled, no good, pathogen and bacteria filled breath. A fat pig has evolved or adapted to its environment and therefore its physiology has changed too! this is similar to the way a fat pig (person) is unchangable as the pollution they have fed into their environmet; that is mental and physical, although it is damaging, they can't change what breed they are...Ever heared the saying: 'Born and Bred'? Well these people are ignorant to the fact, they were born to be useless. The chances of their offspring being the same or more so worse is great. It has been instilled
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(noun). A game in which you and your friends try to fuck the ugliest bitch you can find and whoever bags the nastiest bitch wins. (typically played when drunk and/or high)
Ryan: Chris is so fucked up, every time we go out all he wants to do is play warpigs.
Dima: Yeah I know, everynight that ass brings back the nastiest slapper I have ever seen.
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