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On a baseball field, running pole to pole from the outfield wall. Usually used as a form of punishment.
"Why is Nate running poles?"
"I think he mouthed off to a coach."
Pronounced: Pohl gay-zer.
-Adverb.
Pole gazes
Pole gazed
Pole gazing.
The compulsion to stare fixedly at the convex protrusion an individuals groin area creates from genitalia protuberance.
You can't take Kelley anywhere, she is such a pole gazer!! Always staring at their bulge like they don't notice!!
The ability of an individual to make a male penis ejaculate properly within a respectful time frame.
Wow dude she exercised great pole management last night after the party. I was able to get to sleep early!
a stupid fuckin bitch that hugs pole like a dipshit
shut up you stinky pole hugger
When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”
“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”
If someone want to do something on a unusual place where are not needed tools or materials.
Want to do impossible things.
My brother came to me to the swimming pool yesterday and he wanted me to help him with making a snack. Looking at him I said idly: Here? You're throwing monkeys out of the South Pole?
My girlfriend want me to pay a boat-trip. She thinks that I'm gonna to throw monkeys out of the South Pole, I'm not a millionaire.
a girl that even your grandmother can tell that if she hasn't fucked your best friend yet- she will eventually.
I wish I would've broken up with her when my grandmother told me she was a pole skinner or at least before she fucked all my friends.