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bat poop

poop that comes from bats

sometimes called guano

dracula turned into a bat and made smelly bat poop everywhere

by Thomas Sgroi June 21, 2007

40๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


poop scotch

a word that caters to anything you want it to be. Usually could be interpreted as "that's nonsense". Often spelled as two words--poopscotch.

1 "Final exams are poop scotch"
2. "wow, your acting like poop scotch right now.."
3. Pooper McGavin is a great golfer, but right now he is playing like poop scotch"

by samstown1 May 9, 2010

26๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


poop chute

Your anal orifice, where dung comes out of and where penii are inserted.

1. I did her right up the poop chute; it was a mess cleaning up afterwards because she had a bad case of diarrhea
2. Where you get your salad tossed

by The Real Izzy May 14, 2006

455๐Ÿ‘ 153๐Ÿ‘Ž


white poop

the small, whitish (sometimes yellowish or even greenish) in color, foul smelling (completely stanky, really) bits of crumbly clay like crap that come out of the back of your throat when you cough or blow your nose too hard. (See also, tonsil stones)

"Wow Andy, why are you making that disgusted face?"..."Gee Mitch, maybe its because I just hacked up some white poop and I can kinda taste it in the back of my mouth."

by gatortommy July 18, 2008

82๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


clean poop

The refreshing shit that makes you feel like everything came out solid, leaving no debris behind, or evidence on the toilet paper.

Here, eat these granola bars. They make you have clean poop!

by Schadenfreude231 November 5, 2013

24๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


fruity poop

When the feces of an individual appears to be green in color, usually from consuming a fruity breakfast cereal, such as Fruity Pebbles, Froot Loops, or Trix.

Tom: Dude, you shoulda seen the shit I took today, it was ridiculous.

Jim: Why would I wanna hear about the shit you took?

Tom: Dude, it was the greenest fruity poop you would've ever seen in your lifetime.

Jim: I'm sorry I judged you, Tom.

by Titty McAssballs September 14, 2008

23๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cork Poop

When your first poop is a large, solid, and usually hard poop that you struggle to get out. Once you get it out and pop the cork, all the following poops are small, wet, and just flow out.

I thought I was done pooping and was going to make it to class on time. I was wrong. I had cork poop.

by CaptainCap May 18, 2011

30๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž