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shit-posting

posting on a forum or site while taking a shit.

"Zack was shit-posting on the toilet."

by steverogerific March 8, 2015

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posted up

To get really excited or thrilled.

I'm so posted up for shark week.

Oh my God, this song gets me so posted up!

I love this place. I'm so posted up right now.

by postedupforhiphop August 10, 2009

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Jump Posting

A tactic usually used on forums or chat boxes. Works best when there are more then two people.

Jump Posting can happen by accident or can be used to avoid awkward posts.
If you have accidentally jump-posted someone, it is best to either post again and acknowledge them or edit your original post to respond to them.

Purposeful Jump posting:

Person 1: So how was your day Person 3?

Person 2: I love you Person 3 I jack of to you every day <3

Person 3: My day was pretty good, I had some cake that was not a lie for once. :D

Person 1: That's cool.

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Accidental Jump Posting:

Person 1: S'up Person 3?

Person 2: So Person 3 I was wondering if you could edit those pics for me.

Person 3: Not much, just eating some cake *Nom*

Person 2: T_T

by ~Spark~ August 4, 2011

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Post Trap

A Facebook post designed to trap the viewer into liking or commenting in order to convince that person into making a similar post, usually chosen from a list, on their own wall.

Aw, man, my friend said they used their boobs to get out of a ticket, so i liked it. Now, I'm caught in a post trap.

by All Them Gains July 17, 2014

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roast post

When you and God have a falling out

God just made Roast Post about me, tf

by uhh huhh April 25, 2018

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post whore

What is done at forums for metal bands. Particularly the Megadeth Forums.

Act of raising the number of posts on a forum for your username.

Man, you've been post whoring quite a bit recently. You have made 500 posts in the last day.

by GlassSandwich November 22, 2004

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Ninja Post

The act of writing a phrase, most commonly "Ninja Post," on a Facebook wall post and deleting it after someone has commented on it.

Dude, I'm putting a ninja post on everyone's status.

by badjuju October 26, 2010

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