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The unwritten rule that permits anyone to blatantly skip a line of people who have patiently waited to order their food (regardless of the size of the line, or time waited to be served) to run up to a cashier.. Interrupt their conversation with a customer (Mid-sentence if need be), and ask for ketchup or any other type of packaged condiment (e.g mustard, mayonnaise) without getting the slightest bit of an argument from ANY-ONE
everyone respects the rule, otherwise.. Chuck Norris will begin to jump out of happy meals and commit unspeakable crimes.
McDonalds Cashier to customer: would you like some fries with th-
Man exercising his right to enforce the Ketchup Rule: I need ketchup and perhaps other various fast food condiments..
McDonalds cashier: OFCOURCE SIR! SOMEBODY BRING ME KETCHUP AT ONCE!!
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1. A Fake Ass Nigger aka a Wanksta
2. Can't sing a song without a hook up (Ashanti) or himself being a hook up.
3. Sounds like the Cookie Monster.
4. Likes to pretend he is Hip Hop
5. When he is R&B
6. Likes to say "Murder" alot.
7. Likes to pretend to be 2Pac (Tupac) by either copying his style.
8. Or Copying off 50 Cent songs.
9. Or Busta Rhymes.
10. Probably hated by Fat Joe, D-Block but joined him to help him sell records. See below
New York - Ja Rule feaf Fat Joe, Jadakiss
Hook - Ja Rule
I got a hundred cookies, a hundred hook ups, Nigga I'm from New York (New York)
I got a semi-automatic song that I only sell by getting a Hook Up (Hook Up)
I got a hundred cookies, a hundred hook ups, Nigga I'm from New York (New York)
I got a semi-automatic song that I only sell by getting a Hook Up (Hook Up)
(You Know)
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An insult to hip hop.A wannabe thug that thinks he's all hardcore. Can this guy say one sentence without sayin HOLLA at the end of it? No.
Ja Rule: Murder Inc. y'all! i r da ill3st! Holla!!!!!!!!!!!!
Onlooker: Shut up, you bizzatch. kplzthxbai.
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Rule 11 applies if a word isn't defined yet in the Urban Dictionary.
Rule 11 wasn't defined yet when it was first searched for.
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If you found *anything* and you proclaim what you found you must explain/talk about what you found/did to find etc.
Guy1: Yooo I just found Rule 323482387
Guy2: HOW?
Guy1: I'm not telling!
Guy2: I cite Rule 323482387
Guy1: SHIT
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A rule that defines the number of times (Twice) two people can hook up with one another before it becomes more than a random hookup
Man I hooked up with Mel last night!
Thats the second time you've hooked up, you gotta apply The Dave Rule her bro, else you're gunna be in a relationship!
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The rule that states if you are hooking up with a girl and you pull your junk out, she will either touch it, suck it, fuck it, or push it away. There is a 75% chance she will do something.
Dan: Yo, I was hooking up with Trinity last night, and I totally 75% Ruled her
Jon: What'd she do?
Dan: I got a handjob
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