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A mixed drink consisting of Pepto-bismol and vodka.
Last night I got hammered on gay russians, but at least I didn't get sick.
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When a Russian girl with a hairy bush dumps vodka into her vagina and queefs it into ones mouth
I got vodka all over my face after that skank gave me the Angry Russian with the last of the Smirnoff.
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when you take a candycane and fuck a girl in the ass with it, cept she doesnt know your fucking her with a canydane, so you snap it in half inside of her and you scream cause your "dick" just snapped in half
"yo myles, did you try the russian candyman on nonie?"
"hell yea dude she freaked the fuck out!"
GIRL: oh baby i like it!
BOY: yea take that dick
**SNAP**
BOY: OH MY FUCKING GOD, MY DICK AHHHHH!!!
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Sexual position in which the female procures two 2x4 boards and stands on them. She then proceeds to jerk off two males standing on either side of her. She then yells something in russian as the two men ejaculate.
"Damn, last night this hooker gave my buddy and I a Russian Skier."
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Where a man recieves a blowjob and lets the semen cover his penis and dry up. Later she gives him another blowjob and removes the outer shell.
Daniel: THIS chick ate my russian robe robe last night, it felt so good!
J-Ham: I wish i could produce man juice...
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A sexual act in which one partner ejaculates into the anus of the other, then has the semen farted back onto themselves, traditionally on the face.
Russian Showers are often used in combination with, or as revenge for a Donkey Punch.
"Hey baby, would you mind if I finish in your back door later tonight?"
"Okay, but only if you don't mind I Russian Shower you!"
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A strain of weed that is covered in resin as it is growing and is completely black and is so potent that it takes 2 hit for a beginner to be baked
omg that Black Russian is so sticky
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