The rusty tugboat is when you hammer a nail into a 2by and also on to a womens ass cheek.You then proceed to drag her around the house by it while you masterbate..
"I tried to give this chick the rusty tugboat but the nails kept comeing out of her ass cheek"
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A person with red hair, a ginge.
Oi! You! Rusty nuts!
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Ram a slut up the dinnerdumper in the piledriver position till she is gapped
Lower ur balls into her shitpipe and viciously poke her pussy with ur knob
that fat slut was so wasted i gave her an ol' rusty teabagin
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a word that symbolises someone who has not had any sexual intercourse for a long period of time, thus affected his skill in the bedroom, or having sexual intercourse.
jessica: make love to me.
dan: okay, but i doubt youll enjoy it as much as you used to, i havnt had sex in a long time, so im a bit of a rusty spoon now.
jessica: nevermind then.
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The act of eating out a nasty girl's asshole while simultaneously digging through her vast expanse of pubis trying to find her pleasure pearl. Very similar to the rusty trumpet only the giver of the anal pleasures needs two hands to manipulate the forest resembling the playing of a clarinet.
Emily's pubes were so dense that while I was licking her balloon knot I couldn't find her clit. Therefore it appeared that I was playing a rusty clarinet.
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A penis covered in feces, usually from anal sex.
"I was getting some backdoor action last night and when I pulled out I had one rusty nail."
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While engaging in intercourse on the beach, at an oportune time the man pulls out his member dips it in the sand and then reinserts into the womens vagina.
I gave that bitch a rusty pelican.
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