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when all of a sudden you punch your girlfriend in the face and you put salt all over her vajj
paul and jennifer were watching a movie and he gave her the salty spread
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yalt, but mostly covered in salt.
Logan Grocholski.
Salty yalty, put some chapstick on them dry ass lips.
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Telling someone to cry some more about something or stay sad. This saying was formed because tears have a salt-like taste.
She kept complaining about stupid stuff so I told her to stay salty.
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When you take a date to the movie theater, get popcorn at the snack bar, cut a hole in the bottom of it, and stick your dick through the hole. This way, when she goes to get some popcorn, instead she gets your salt covered penis.
I took that skank Tammy to see 'Titanic' and then gave her the Salty Dog!
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"Honey, will you please serve me up some of that salty breakfast?"
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Any women is over the age of 35 and hooks up with younger men
This salty vet was trying to hook with me last night
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your freshly picked booger that you feed to your dog
come here and get a salty treat!
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