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When a man ejaculates onto an inanimate object, which somehow finds it's way into a woman's vagina, and the woman becomes pregnant.
"The cheerios say you're the father"
"What?"
"Yeah, second-hand fuck is a bitch"
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The window time a hot female has to make her point before a guy shifts his attention to her rack.
Hot Girl:I just read this book on feminist movement and realized how poorly men have treated women over the past century.
Hot Girl:Hey! Are you listening to me!
Guy:Oh! I'm sorry babe 5 second rule.
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In any 80's movie two characters will stare at each other for exactly 8 seconds, at which time they will either start making out or fighting. This happens in 99% of all 1980's movies.
Jamie: Yo did you watch Blade Runner like our philosophy instructor told us to?
AJ: Yeah! It totally obeyed the 8 second rule!
Jamie: I know! It happened 3 times!
AJ: Yup, one fight scene and two make out scenes!
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Usually occurring at a concert, in an atmosphere with lot's of people smoking (most likely weed) and exhaling mass amounts of smoke into the crowd. You then inhale a mass amount of this second-hand smoke, and end up high.
Person 1- "Man, you are SO high."
Person 2- "Nah man, there was just SO much smoke at that concert, I probably got second-hand high."
Person 1- "Makes sense dude, makes sense."
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An informal notion that food dropped onto the ground is still edible if retrieved within a five second time frame. Variations exist; 30-second rule, 2-minute rule, et cetera.
Damn, that was the last potato chip. Oh well, 5 second rule in effect, right?
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Most retarded, pretentious and juvenile band on the planet.
Their sound is just premade pop-stadium-glamrock, although their clips make them look like revolutionaries. Their lyrics are ridiculously bad, and can only impress 9- 14 year olds or backward people with absolutely zero taste. Their fanbase is a bunch of children who want to feel unique, yet desperately want to belong to a group. Any group.
They don't understand that Jared Leto is just a pretentious money grabbing prick with a Messiah-complex compareable or even worse than Kanye West's.
'Have you seen this new band called 30 seconds to Mars?'
...
'Should I?'
...
'No. They suck.'
or
' I just saw a video by 30 seconds to mars. I need to clean out my eyes with sandpaper asap.
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Like a first aid kit, but instead contains a pack of Marlboro reds, condoms, Tylenol, eye drops, plan B and, if you stick it in yourself, cocaine. Can sometimes be purchased at Wallgreens.
Damn bro, she sounds awful. Glad you had Second Aid Kit.
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