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self-employed

To have pit stains

John didn't want to lift up his arms because he knew he was self-employed.

by cheesemcdeese October 28, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


self-actulisation

Incomplete self-actualisation that did not originate from a or from the word go

Self-actulisation can be as slow as Maslow if not actualised properly initially.

by Hercolena Oliver May 26, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


note to self

an amazing song written and sung by sonny moore, in the time that he was in the band From First to Last.
<3

Two roads split off from here,
and my life goes running in opposite directions.
Exaggerating the barrier between who I am,
and who I want to be.

I wanted to be the breath of fresh air,
When everything smelled so insincere.
But this taste still lingers in my mouth,
Deceit has ways of sticking around.
And I'm ready to disappear,
Vacation seems far(seems far) from here.

Note to self:
I miss you terribly.
This is what
we call a tragedy.
Come back to me,
Come back to me,
To me.

Note to self:
I miss you terribly.
This is what
we call a tragedy.
Come back to me,
back to me,
To me.

I can feel my mind
wandering again.
Into where I dont know,
and will I ever get home?
Time starts moving
faster than I can.
And I'm sick of this scene;
I need to break the routine.
(repeat)

Two roads...
Split off from here,
and my life goes running in opposite directions.
Exaggerating the barrier between who I am
and who I want to...

Which part of me is left?
I feel so close,
and yet I am so far.
Which part of me is lost?
I feel so close,
and yet I am so.... FAR!!!

by brianafay February 8, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Self Sodomy

The act of literally fucking yourself in the ass.

Did you hear what happened to Blake?
Yeah, somebody told him to go fuck himself. Who knew that would lead to five hours of surgery.

Self Sodomy, don't try it where your mom can find you.

by Not Your Average Bear November 2, 2014

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


self-deficate

Using Insults and Demeaning Terms to define yourself, in an attempt to either make others feel sorry for you, or make yourself a target of their anger.

Basically>Verbally Shitting On Ones Self.

Self-Defication is usually over the top and vastly overkill. Sometimes people with Schizophrenia and bi-polar disorders are prone to this. Note Also Drug addicts are to prone to it.

#1 " You Fucking suck #2, fucking dick"

#2 " Yeah That's Right, I'm A DICK! I Suck yup, suck suck suck huge dick!... I'll go to Mexico and go blow one now! Cya." *door slams behind #2*

#3" What Was That?"
#1" That There is a self-deficate, in active form you'd call it self-defication, basically #2 is going for pity and a nice self-hate session, as most of Emo kind cannot stand being happy"

(Note: the overblown retort and return self-insulting are greater than the initial insult. this signifies a Self-Defication)

by BatFudge January 10, 2013

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


self-injury

The act of hurting oneself for various reasons. Out of all the forms of self-injury, the best known forms are cutting and punching the wall. Cutting is usually considered as something done by angsty, sad teenagers that may or may not be considered emo, while punching the wall is usually done by irate, hot-tempered men who need to discharge their wrath against something.

The former is usually frowned upon for the already mentioned reasons, while the latter is usually considered as the manliest way to vent off the anger.

Example 1: Look at all these scars, you dipshit! YOU'RE AN EMO! KILL YOURSELF!

Example 2: You broke your hand because you got pissed off and punched the wall? AWESOME! Now that's manly self-injury!

by Acoyani Garrido Sandoval June 10, 2007

20๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


Self Entitlement

Self Entitlement is described to be someone who think they deserve everything without earning it.

Unfortunately here, the word used by toxic parents in Urban Dictionary because they unable to control and manipulate their children as an extension of themselves, they think they are Self-Entitled that their 13 appearently child has to do all their home chores for them, appearently. Otherwise they dont deserve a single parental love.

The angry parent has a Self Entitlement, because he is thinking that the child has to do all the home chores for him, like washing the dishes, cleaning the floor and arranging their clothes, whilist not respecting the fact that It's their job to do so and because the Child has his own busines to do like School homework and the fact that the child actualy wants to rest from school and enjoy his free, leisure time.

by Charus Channeling March 7, 2020

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