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A person who engages in traditional sexual acts only.
i.e. Missionary style, lights out, etc...
Person 1: Have you ever experimented with BDSM?
Sexual Vanilla: BDSM? What's that?
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D- sexuality is similar to A- sexuality, only that one is not repelled by sex. A D- sexual person tries to not get into any sexual intercourse whatsoever, a D- sexual person has a good life without.
Most D- sexual people ends up having sex from time to time whether they like it or not (they'll probably not like it), but they would NEVER get into any kind of relationship.
Girl: "Heey, you wanna come along to my place?"
D- sexual boy: "neeh, not really.."
Boy: "Let's go somewhere else, eh?"
D- sexual boy: "no man, sorry."
Alien: "let's go and have some fun!?"
D- sexual boy: "I was gonna say no, but since you are an alien, I'll join. Besides, you got any ice cream?"
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<noun>
1) The point of orgasm during sexual intercourse.
2) The moment you smack your load all over your partner's body during a tit-wank or a hand job or something...
3) The point of orgasm in any situation, be it masturbation or otherwise.
1) "Oh darling, I have just reached my sexual zenith."
2) "Oh bitch-ass skanky ho, I be reachin' dat sexual zenith right now."
3) "Glen reached his sexual zenith as he pressed his jap's eye into the handkerchief."
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the term given to people who fall in love with with objects. as in fences, amusment park rides, and even buildings. and they have sex with them
Sally has an objectum sexuality. She's in love with the stairs in the church.
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1. Of or pertaining to the awesomeness of sexuality.
2. Those that aren't quite heterosexual, aren't quite homosexual, and aren't quite bisexual, but somewhere in between. Must also portray a particularly high amount of awesomeness.
3. Drinking large quantities of tea is also a plus.
"Since we like eachother and are both awesome-sexual, let's hook up."
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n.- when you accidentally see/hear someone engaged in sex or sexual activity and are so freaked and/or grossed out that you get away as fast as you can, but are left frozen by the absurdity of the situation and can only say 'ohmygodohmygod' when people ask you what is wrong.
"Abby and I were overcome by sexual paralysis when we walked in on Mike and his lady getting busy in the living room"
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That guy (or girl) who can't control what they say around the opposite sex.
Girl:"Yeah, I've been trying to shed some pounds at the gym since I've been feeling fat lately." Sexual Tourettes Guy:"I don't think you're fat,I think you're SEXY! Wanna Fuck?" Girl:"FUCK YOU!" +SLAP+ S.T.Guy:"Damn sexual tourettes."
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