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the shit you take when you have a hangover that cures it. it weirdly works
I had to puke for like 3 hours but then i took a hangover shit and i felt better
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To excrete without leaving a trace in your anal area; continuing to wipe but failing to find any traces of shit. Believed to occur when a turd is released at a rate of knots. The most economic and fulfilling shits ever.
Varients: Ghost shit, phantom shit.
"I just had a magic shit"
"What's a magic shit?"
"I didn't have to wipe, it came out so fast!".
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Mythical shit that leaves no residue and requires no wiping of the anus. People who claim to have dry shitted, are usually embarrassed because they did not wipe their ass, and claim that the ass didn't need wiping. All asses need wiping
"Oh my god will just took a dry shit."
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noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")
This is any kind of shit that you take while you are punched in (clocked in) at work. Lunch hour and coffee break shits do not qualify.
"Thought you might have fell down the toilet since you took so long in the bathroom?"
"Oh no, I just needed to take a nice "on the clock shit"!
A person who remains on the toilet for an excessive allotment of time, allowing no one else to use the facilities.
*knock* *knock* "Hey, Shitting Beauty! You gonna hog the can for a 100 years, or what!?"
There is a trouble waiting ahead, and you know it's almost happening. It is common phrase used by American expats living in Europe.
When caught on camera cheating with another girl, Christopher knew there was shit on the marble.
The act of taking a shit so hard that it sticks to the toilet bowl similar to the way semtex sticks to surfaces/people in the Call Of Duty series.
Sometimes it even has the ability to withstand the force of a flush or two.
Person 1: "Yo man, I just took one hell of a shit, it's stuck on like semtex and it won't flush away, what should I do?"
Person 2: "Oh you took a semtex shit? Its cool, just leave it for the cleaner, I'm sure she won't mind."
*Later that day....*
Cleaner: "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"