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Description. When a member of the opposite sex looks from the corner of their at you in a obvious but discrete (obviously-discretely) way whilst in the company of their partner.
*Walk past girl walking down the street with her partner*
Friend 1: Damn that girl is giving you side eye
Friend 2: Yeah, I know what an attention seeking bitch.
Friend 1: Yeah but you would still hit that wouldn't you?
Friend 2: Of course playa. But only so I can jizz in her side eye cheating face. The harlet
Friend 1: Yo... That's deep
Friend 2: Not as deep as that brother finding out his girl is a side eye whore.
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When someone gets drunk and throws up on a bar/restaurant table. In order to have successfully pulled off a four-sided waterfall, the person must have consumed such a large volume of alcohol that the liquid pours down all four sides of the table uninterrupted as if cascading from their mouth to the table, and finally down to the floor.
Friend 1: Hey guys! Check it out! Jon is throwing up on the table!
Friend 2: Dude, how much did he drink? It's totally spilling off the sides.
Friend 1: Looks like he made the Ole' Four-Sided Waterfall....
to make fun of. Jone.
"Nigga you can't just roll up and start to bake on the side!"
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While mooning one party, accidentally flash your dong to an unsuspecting third party.
When Logan mooned Weil, he accidentally put his dong in Mitchell's webcam. I hope Mitchell likes Pink Floyd because he just saw the Dong Side of the Moon.
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Luz.
Luz is an otter with a dark side.
(The Owl House go watch it its very g a y)
Luz: What should I wear to Grom? This one says "witch with a dark side." And this one says "I'm an otter! With a dark side"
and then she does an uwu but thats besides the point
she ends up wearing a tux and a tutu and it makes me go BI BI BI
Otter with a dark side
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Receiving a hefty dose of anal sex upon waking.
Barack Obama served South Side breakfast to Michelle this morning.
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Masturbation technique for men.
Begin by gently tucking the penis and testicles between the thighs and squeezing the thighs together to hold it in place, creating a mangina (manjina) in the front and a fruit basket behind (see also the Buffalo Bill Tuck). Then, while laying face-down (hence "Jelly Side Down"), use two to three fingers to push the penis backwards and then let it release forward. Repeat motion as desired. When achieving climax, squeeze thighs together to create a cum-tight seal while pointing the penis behind you so that ejaculate will not travel between your legs onto the sheets/rug/desk/sofa/park bench.
See also: Transgender Soldier, Lotion Basket, Jelly Side Up, Fingerwank, and Steve Irwank.
Wife: I'm on my period, baby. We can't fuck tonight. Why don't you just take care of it yourself while I watch TV?
Husband: I just feel awkward about doing it in front of you because I only jack off jelly side down.
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