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social pervert

A social pervert is someone who looks into everyone’s social life way too much and notice any changes

Riley is a social pervert because she always looks into everyone’s social lives

by Fatty vapes 69 December 1, 2019


Social Tampon

When a guys chick friend calls and belly aches about bad boyfriends.

When a guy is subjected to the belly aching of chickfriends loss of current boyfriend. He is her social tampon.

by Ry Ry35 July 11, 2008

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Social Worker

1. A person who cannot handle the reality of his or her own life, and compensates by overindulging in the realities of the lives of strangers.

2. A severely damaged person who cannot be helped, who helps other severely damaged people who cannot be helped, unless they become friends.

3. A person who becomes hostile or violent toward the threat of intimacy.

4. An alcoholic abuser.

When my father died and I needed support, my social worker friend went out drinking ("processing") with her other social worker friends, then completely broke contact until she felt I was well enough not to try and talk about it anymore.

by Dearth Scrupulous December 14, 2008

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Social Progressivism

Social Progressivism is the view that as time progress so should societal morality (from Wikipedia). Social progressives advocate for morality to be based on advancements in Science and philosophy, rather than religious dogma.

Social Progressivism is opposed to Social conservativism. While Social Conservativies advocated to keep slavery, Social progressives opposed it. Social progressives also campaigned for the right to vote for women. Today they advocate equal marriage and a women's right to choose.

by Secular leftist October 2, 2005

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Social Climber

Nothing but bitches that get up two-faced, start hating, and all that stupid shit that they do so they can get on top of da social society! These fuckers would do anything to get to da top of da 'popular stats'!

Why you talking shit now huh? ..You used to be my home girl, now you just a social climber!

by BabyTiffany May 31, 2004

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social justice

A Utopian fantasy based on the Leninist concept of "equality of outcome." It says that since you have more, it must be taken away from you to give to those who have less, so that you are both equal. So there is much in common with the petty thief, who steals your wallet at gun point in order to equalize both of your wealth. Though this never seems to apply to rulers, who always seem to be exempt from social justice policies.

In order for social justice to exist, there has to be a ruling class to mete out that social justice. If there is an elite ruling class, then there is no social justice. So the concept of social justice always collapses in upon itself.

Social Justice is generally supported by hipsters of all ages who can't afford weekly groceries or gas for their cars, but who are simultaneously bedazzled with hundreds and sometimes thousands of dollars of tattoos and piercings.

It is often used by power hungry despots to fool voters into surrendering their rights and liberties in exchange for promises of free stuff, while lining the pockets of the ruling class with the stolen wealth of the people.

They promised social justice in Venezuela. They can't even supply toilet paper. Meanwhile, Maduro's right hand man Aristóbulo Istúriz has over $9.6 million in a Swiss bank account. At least Chavez's daughters still get to live it up in the Presidential Party Palace, La Casona.

In the Ukraine where the average salary is less than £300 a month, President Viktor Yanukovych said that 2013 would be a year of social justice. In 2014, the Ukrainian people found that his personal estate which was half the size of Monaco, contained a 5 floor mansion, a golf course, a private zoo, a park, a greenhouse, a garage filled with luxury sports cars, a helicopter pad, a pirate ship which served as a personal restaurant, a hovercraft, etc.

In America, they promised free healthcare for everyone. Now it costs more, and I have less coverage. I hear the First Ladies' newest dress cost $12,000. That's social justice for ya.

by Schnorkenschneider March 17, 2014

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Social Distancing

Meaning stay yo dumb ass at home by your self.

Bae: You wanna come over I'm alone
You: Hell no I'm social Distancing THOT

by Tyris Truitt April 20, 2020

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