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an urban term for that first love you can't get rid of.
your first girlfriend or boyfriend that made you the happiest.
and no matter how long ago it was or how it ended or who came afterwards— you just never stop loving them.
it sucks... lol.
friend: "why wont you date him?"
me: "i— i can't."
friend: "you're still hungup on that one guy?"
me: *sigh* *shrug* "he's my curry stain. there's nothing i can do about it."
friend: "not even if you---"
me: "ive tried everything... i mean it, there's nothing i can do about it."
Doing something stupid in your area of expertise
I tell my scientist friend whose comments reveal his prejudices by dismissing the facts, don’t stain your own lane.
When calling someone either a wank stain or the offspring of a bastard child isn't formal enough.
Bob: "Fuck you Steve!"
Steve: "How about you intercourse yourself you wank stain of a bastard."
Bob:
"Nice thot stains...did you get those last night?"
"I spy some thot stains on your neck..."
"Troy gave me thot stains and now I need to cover them from my mom"
"Can I use that scarf? I need to cover my thot stains"
The remorse one feels upon soiling another's linens with bodily excretions.
The night was going pretty well, until Anthony angered Melanie by ejaculating on her new Egyptian cotton sheets. Now he is feeling stain-pain.
NOTE: Not to be confused with Staind-pain, the extreme inner turmoil one experiences while listening to Break the Cycle.
When you masturbate in bed and you leave it on the sheets and your girlfriend or wife rolls over on it and gets pregnant.
He's not dumb, he's just a stain baby.
When a guy has sex two days in a row without showering.
Yeah man, had a great week-end with her, I even re-stained the deck.