Verb - The act of smashing out someone's windshield then squatting and taking a shit on their dashboard. This probably originated in Davenport, IA where people do this all the time.
That fucker cut me off, so I followed him to the restaurant and did a Davenport Steamer on his new ride. Imagine the look on his face when he comes out of the restaurant with his girl and sees his windshield smashed out and a fresh shit loaf on his dashboard!
Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only you shit into a container and freeze it so your partner can take it out on a hot day and let it defrost on their chest.
It's going to be really hot tomorrow, can you prepare an Alaskan Steamer for me?
Having your dog shit on someone's face because they just pissed you off that bad
I just pulled a Wheeling Steamer on our jackass neighbor!
When ur homie passes out and u pull down his pants and suck his dick
Brendon is technically gay bro. At Alex's last week Brendon passed out and Vince pulled a Steamy Steamer
The Menai Steamer is similar to the Boston and Cleveland Steamer, only once the shitter has done the needful he then proceeds to have sex with the poo.
I happened upon Brad and the champ having a Menai Steamer in the car park of Menai Central - it was so romantic
Where oral sex is given whilst the recipient is excreting sat on the toilet
Lovely Friday night planned, gonna have a turd while the Mrs sucks me off. Bosting steamer
When someone who is starving tries to take a shit on your chest, but is unable.
I took an ethiopian steamer on her chest before dying from starvation.