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A fake Jacob

A person who doesn’t like bees

He’s a bee hater, that’s why he’s a fake Jacob :(

by Yemayemayema March 8, 2020


Jacob Davies

Dumb cunt with load mouth

Fuck you can hear a Jacob Davies from here

by They man boy November 24, 2021


julian jacobs

The beat kind of person, a caring person who tries to be very respectful to all, also they have a massive dick, like a huge one. Also they are always the best in bed so if u find one don’t let them go

Person 1: Did u hear I slept with Julian Jacobs last night
Person 2: are the rumors true

Person 1: Damn straight they are

by The best kind of person March 9, 2021


Jacob Abraham

A Jacob abraham is a person who is a massive bills mafia fan, and is often extremely loud when watching football. They often get cut from football teams for unruly behavior, and they love Josh allen and pushing p.

Jant: Damn!!! Why’s he so loud?

Cartier: Don’t worry about him. He’s a Jacob Abraham.

by should’ve gotten a plain pie January 28, 2022


Jacob Harris

A little annoying rat that poops his pants and doesn't clean it up and eats way to much cheese.
He also sucks at every game he plays because his favorite game is 2k which is actually trash and is the same game every year but somehow he thinks it is actually good, his brain is literally mushy brain soup.

Jacob Harris says "NbA 2K iS gOoD gUyS i SwEaR"

by Wee Tod October 29, 2020


Jacob Wagner

A male who is as strong as a baby gorilla and has a mullet. Can deadlift over 500lbs but can’t squat. Funny dude and prefers chocolate pudding over vanilla. Burps into girls mouths when kissing them. If in a war type of situation his fart can kill the mightiest of men. You’ll always catch him with a protein shake and memes. Takes forever to have him leave his house to take him to school. All ladies want him.

“Bro look at Jacob Wagner, I want to be just like him!”

“Jacob Wagner is a god.”

by GmoneyFIn February 1, 2020


jacob zaiser

The One Slippery Boi. He is the hottest person ever created

Do u no Jacob Zaiser?
Yeah he’s a beaut

by One Slippery Boi March 2, 2018