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Take a Morten

When a person spends all cash on cheap Eastern European vodka, gets lost and falls asleep on a sidewalk.

"I bet you will take a Morten on the next party"
"Last weekend I was so drunk, I took a Morten"

by KimKjosnes February 17, 2017


Taking a bath

When taking a bath, you are literally soaking yourself into your own filth.

When applied in a more metaphorical sense, it means to embrace the dirty and imperfect side of you (that is stigmatized by society).

Arthur Fleck: Ah fuck it, I'm taking a bath!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 17, 2020

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Taking a jesse

Is when u get a 1 foot poo from out ur bum hole

Yo I’m taking a Jesse

by February 7, 2022


Taking Cream

A phrase used for when a guy looks unbelievably gay. As in he has an ass filled with semen. It can also be used to describe a hoe, who is essentially a sperm dumpster.

Man, that hoe looks like she is great at taking cream.

by JCan930 July 7, 2011


Take a tomozepam

Put something off until tomorrow

I can't be bothered to do that today, I'm going to take a tomozepam

by c10v3r March 29, 2021


take the stand

Defending your friend in court so that he does not go to jail

Would you take the stand for Bestfriend?
Everyday, doesn't matter what they did.

by Belle427 April 4, 2017


Taking a Brian

The act of going the bathroom with emergency diarrhea while standing up as a result of food poisoning.

I had some bad shellfish , I am going to the bathroom and taking a brian.

by Nomad person August 9, 2023