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Blonde tax

When the rating of a girl has to be reduced based on how blonde she is due to women automatically being hotter if they’re blonde.

“Yeah shawtys a 8/10 but probably a 6/10 if you take away her Blonde tax
“Is she hot or is she blonde?, always make sure to account for the blonde tax mate”

by Z. Fisher August 4, 2023


Pizza Tax

The appropriately set tax by a dad or guardian for a child or minor who is making a frozen pizza in dad's home. Typically, 1 piece of pizza is required for tax for a standard frozen pizza. The fully-cooked piece of pizza is to be relinquished to dad by the child because their pizza was prepared in dad's home, in his kitchen, using his oven, using his kitchen utensils, or any other excuse that dad comes up with at that moment.

The child stood in dismay when his father came into the kitchen to get a piece of pizza and collect his pizza tax.

by Didi of the Pants Clan December 19, 2021


sloppy tax

The penalty issued to an individual when he or she fails to secure their drugs or money during a high risk situation such as in a trap house or low budget motel.

Big Red, the low budget plug, left his re-up money on the table when he nodded out at the trap house so Danielle, the heroin junky collected the sloppy tax.

by Mark the Narc March 15, 2022


sin-tax

the tax for sinning. it's literally in the name, what do you mean i'm wrong?! it's the 'sin-tax'. the tax you have to pay for sinning- don't look at me like that! you know i'm right, you're just jealous i'm the one who has the balls to say it!

"Oooh, someone's gonna have to pay the sin-tax~"

by eli-dino January 22, 2022


sin tax

the tax that the christian church puts (or used to put) when they whould like to repent (or when they are dying)

guy: i think i am dying
church: you sinned, that's double sin tax since you didin't repent since 1999

by stamplerels November 2, 2021


Skibidi Ohio Fanum Tax

When a sigma gigachad rizzes up and smashes a beta with a level 1,000 gyatt without ending his mewing streak.

“Yo, I just skibidi ohio fanum taxed a baddie while gooning to CaseOh!” Billy said to Johnny. “Wow! You’re such an alpha! I wish I could edge like you!” Johnny replied.

by Ohio rizzler May 3, 2024


skibidi ohio fanum tax

a combination of gen alpha phrases that produce maximum brainrot.

Toddler 1: Oh my god! Look at this new skibidi toilet episode!

Toddler 2: Yeah, it was so skibidi ohio fanum tax

by archeh May 3, 2024