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Teacher

A prison guard that hates children.

The teacher made a kid stay in prison(school) for more time than normal.

by Jojerames April 9, 2021


SSOT- Secret Society of Teachers

A society of teachers planning, either for making students miserable or taking over a school. Most SSOT are formed with school knowledge and have the principal as the leader or head.

The SSOT- Secret Society of Teachers created the SOLS to make students suffer.

by WelcomeNewWorld September 12, 2013


Parent Teacher Conference

When your child is so fucking stupid, failing every class and showing no signs that there's no hope they'll ever graduate and move out. It's the last resort is initiated by the parents; an emergency hook up to see if anything can be "worked out".

Dad: Connie, have you seen Norman's latest report card? Goddamn it! How can this boy be so fucking stupid? He's failing 12th grade for the second year in a row. It's even worse this year than last year!!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!

by Old Man Neltson July 27, 2023


National hit teacher day

On April 2024 , you can hit teacher on anytime with no permission needed
Prepare some things to hit your most hated teacher for national hit teacher day!

I heard there is a day that you can hit your most hated teacher anytime and it is national hit teacher day! I can wait to hit my most hated teacher.

by I am a man 1 2 3 3 3 3 January 5, 2024


Arabic teacher

Teachers who teach Arabic yet fail miserably (they also have VERY broken English)

Arabic teacher: so Al Forus when go sleep also al bait house.
students: Yeah that's our Arabic teacher

by Hey yall its Addison Rae November 8, 2020


Hot For Teacher

(Oh, wow, man, I said
Wait a second, man
What do you think the teacher's gonna look like this year?
Fuck man!)
Oh yeah, t-t-teacher stop that screamin'
Teacher don't you see? Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell but I am doing well
Teacher needs to see me after school
I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this
Ow! Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher
(Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back!
I brought my pencil
Give me something to write on, man
Whoa)
I heard about your lessons but lessons are so cold
I didn't know about this school
Little girl from Cherry Lawn, how can you be so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?
I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this
Whoa! Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad

I'm hot for teacher
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher, woh
(Oh man, I think the clock is slow
What are you doin' this weekend?
I don't feel tardy
Class dismissed)
Ooh, yeah
I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
Whoa
Oh! Yes I'm hot
Oh my God!
Whoo!

by Death Menace July 3, 2023


English Teacher

They are either the best teachers or the worst teachers you’ll have. There’s no in between.

The English teacher read us the instructions for our essays.

by The Possum of Wisdom November 11, 2022